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Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women. The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles). Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads. They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish. With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.
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Queens Black Vegetable and Johnny You proposed to do children's story hour at the local public library. They walked in the door dressed as two freakish women. The two queens entered the library and donned their kneepads in preparation for their upcoming performance. Soon, the stains of gorging on man meat was splotched on their hungry *** faces! Then, they realized they were out of breath mints when library director Mister Queerly / @Mrkelly showed up (he likes to go by his professional name Dribbles). Director Dribbles had his own pristine pink well used knee pads. They had the word "mom" written on each of them in pink glittery fingernail polish. With just one glance, both BV and Johnny knew they were facing serious competition.
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